I signed up for a man but all I got was a BITCH

My name is Nicole. People say that I'm a really nice,caring person,and I guess they take that as a green light to hurt me. And I'm so done with that. Hurt me and I turn into a complete BITCH. Be nice to me, be a good friend,and you'll stay on my good side. And a lot of people tell me that's a pretty awesome place to be.

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d3molitionl0vers:

ohhpoppycock:

arystar:

zadig-of-fate:

theawesomebrigade:

way-of-the-dragon:

freecocaine:

FINALLY

SCREAMING.

Oh my god I started fucking screaming when this started xD

QUALITY

my mom saw this and said, “It’s you when you’re excited. That’s how you dance.”

I can barely type I’m laughing so hard. THis is pure perfection.

hahahahha im dying

i peed 

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(Source: sweettoothbistarkid, via stuckwithharrypottertilltheend)

Teacher: I don't think Time travel exists, just mumbo jumbo science fiction stuff. Who here actually believes in time travel?
Me: *only person that raises hand*
Class:
Teacher:
Me:
Class:
Teacher: Yeah, but there isn't any way to-
Me: Tardis.
Class:
Teacher: Well, there isn't anyone who-
Me: THE DOCTOR.
Class:
Teacher: Yes, but you cant-
Me: DOO WEE OOOOH